Thursday, July 30, 2026
[Verse 1]
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
[Chorus]
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 2]
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids
[Chorus]
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
Intro]
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee deeDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
[Chorus]
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Intro]
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee deeDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
[Chorus]
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
"I will enable you to act the critic of my criticism if I can recall the second line of the piece. I remember the others, [except this one]..."
I occasionally write trifles in verse;
[Line 2: Lost / Forgotten by Pliny]
How Catullus, how Calvus did it of old!
But what do I care? Pliny alone is my model.
He leaves the courtroom and the serious assembly,
To show us that he, too, knows how to play.
He writes verses, he loves, and he seeks our praise,
And why shouldn't a great mind seek a little fun?
- Provide the original Latin text of the surviving lines
- Share Pliny's full letter detailing his praise for Augurinus's work
- Explore other lost poets known only through Pliny's letters
"Faceremque te uersus mei textoris iudicem, si meminisset secundum uersum, quem ego, dum quaero, oblitus sum."(I would make you the judge of my weaver of verses, if he had remembered the second line, which I, while looking for it, forgot.)
[Versus Secundus Deest]
ut olim Catullus uocitat Caluusque.
Sed quid ad me? Unus Plinius est mihi.
Ille forum et graues deponit curas,
ut et ipse ludere sciat,
scribit carmina, amat, et laudari quaerit,
et cur non tantus uir parua petat?
- Break down the grammatical structure of a specific line
- Provide the exact text of the rest of Pliny's letter to Falco
- Compare Augurinus's style to Catullus's original meters
- Canto: Verb; 1st-person singular, present active indicative. "I sing" or "I write".
- carmina: Noun; accusative neuter plural of carmen. Direct object of canto. "Songs" or "poems".
- uersibus: Noun; ablative masculine plural of uersus. Ablative of means/instrument. "With/in verses".
- minutis: Adjective; ablative masculine plural of minutus (from minuere). Modifies uersibus. "Small", "petty", or "trifling".
- ut: Conjunction. "As" or "just like".
- olim: Adverb. "Once", "of old", or "formerly".
- Catullus: Noun; nominative masculine singular. Proper noun; subject of uocitat.
- uocitat: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of uocitare (frequentative of uocare). "Is or was calling/doing repeatedly". Note: Often emended in manuscripts to related verbs like "uolitant" (fly about) or "faciebat" (did).
- Caluusque: Proper noun (Caluus) in the nominative masculine singular + enclitic conjunction (-que, meaning "and"). Gaius Licinius Calvus, another famous Roman neoteric poet.
- Sed: Conjunction. "But".
- quid: Interrogative pronoun; nominative neuter singular. "What".
- ad: Preposition taking the accusative. "To" or "with respect to".
- me: Personal pronoun; accusative singular of ego. Object of ad.
- Unus: Adjective/Numeral; nominative masculine singular. Modifies Plinius. "Pliny alone" or "only Pliny".
- Plinius: Proper noun; nominative masculine singular. Subject of est.
- est: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of esse. "Is".
- mihi: Personal pronoun; dative singular of ego. Dative of reference or possession. "To me" or "mine".
- Ille: Demonstrative pronoun; nominative masculine singular. Subject of deponit, referring back to Pliny. "He" or "That man".
- forum: Noun; accusative neuter singular of forum. Direct object of deponit. "The forum" (the law courts).
- et: Conjunction. "And".
- graues: Adjective; accusative feminine plural of grauis. Modifies curas. "Heavy", "serious", or "weighty".
- deponit: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of deponere. "Lays aside" or "puts down".
- curas: Noun; accusative feminine plural of cura. Second direct object of deponit. "Cares" or "concerns".
- ut: Conjunction introducing a purpose or result clause. "So that" or "in order that".
- et: Adverbial here. "Even" or "also".
- ipse: Intensive pronoun; nominative masculine singular. "He himself".
- ludere: Verb; present active infinitive of ludere. Complementary infinitive dependent on sciat. "To play" or "to write light verse".
- sciat: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active subjunctive of scire. Subjunctive required by ut. "He may know how".
- scribit: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of scribere. "He writes".
- carmina: Noun; accusative neuter plural. Direct object of scribit. "Poems".
- amat: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of amare. "He loves".
- et: Conjunction. "And".
- laudari: Verb; present passive infinitive of laudare. Objective infinitive completing quaerit. "To be praised".
- quaerit: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active indicative of quaerere. "He seeks" or "strives".
- et: Conjunction. "And".
- cur: Interrogative adverb. "Why".
- non: Adverb. "Not".
- tantus: Adjective; nominative masculine singular. Modifies uir. "So great" or "such a great".
- uir: Noun; nominative masculine singular. Subject of petat. "Man".
- parua: Noun/Substantive adjective; accusative neuter plural of paruus. Direct object of petat. "Small things" or "trifles".
- petat: Verb; 3rd-person singular, present active subjunctive of petere. Deliberative subjunctive in a question. "Should seek" or "would strive for".
- Explain the Catullan hendecasyllabic meter used in this poem
- Parse Pliny's introductory sentence about forgetting the second line
- Discuss how "ludere" specifically functions as a technical literary term for light poetry
- View the surrounding prose commentary in Latin and English
- Learn more about the poetic influences of Calvus and Catullus on later Roman writers

