Yes, The Comic History of Rome ends exactly with the assassination and death of Julius Caesar (Giulio Cesare). [1, 2]
Channeling the playful, analytical spirit of ordinary language philosophy and the Gricean maxims of H. Paul Grice and his dedicated archivist Luigi Speranza, here is the confirmation, explanation, and publication context of the work:
The "Why": Structural and Satirical Intent
From a conversational and narrative perspective, the author chooses to stop at the death of Julius Caesar for a very specific thematic reason: the death of Caesar marks the definitive end of the Roman Commonwealth (the Republic). [1]
As the full original subtitle of the book indicates—From the Founding of the City to the End of the Commonwealth—the historical narrative was never meant to cover the subsequent Roman Empire. In the ultimate ironic twist of Roman history, Caesar's death was orchestrated by senators trying to save the Republic, yet his assassination is precisely what destroyed it forever. For a satirist, this peak historical irony served as the perfect, punchy climax to drop the curtain on Rome. [1, 2, 3]
Year and Publication Details
- Author: Written by English humorist Gilbert Abbott à Beckett (hence the "Abbott" in your query).
- Illustrator: Significantly featured comic illustrations by the famous caricature artist John Leech.
- Publication Year: It was first published sequentially in monthly parts starting in 1851, and released as a complete bound volume in 1852.
- Original Publisher: Published in London by Bradbury and Evans. [1, 2]
If you are interested, we can look closer into the specific anachronistic illustrations used in the book or evaluate how the author applies the Gricean Maxims of Quality and Manner to flip dry history into intentional irony. What would you like to explore next? [1]
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The Gricean-Speranza Post-Republican Symposium
To satisfy the conversational maxims of H. Paul Grice and the precise historical cataloging of Luigi Speranza, we present exactly 50 conversational dyads from Roman history. Each dyad features a protagonist from a specific gens (ordered alphabetically) who speaks the second move.
Following Gilbert Abbott à Beckett’s Comic History of Rome style, the exchanges combine authentic Roman historical gravity with the deliberate, dry irony of conversational implicature (\(+>\)).
I. GENS AEMILIA
- Gens Aemilia (Aemilius Paulus) – AUC DLXXXVI
- Interlocutor: "Rex Perseus captus est; triumphus tuus perfectus erit."
(King Perseus is captured; your triumph will be flawless.) - Aemilius Paulus: (cum gravitatem) "Mortalium nemo diu felix est."
(Abbott-Style: "My dear fellow, no mortal keeps a flawless lease on lady luck.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the wheel of fortune changes quickly and the senate should not rejoice too arrogantly over the fallen Macedonians.
- Interlocutor: "Rex Perseus captus est; triumphus tuus perfectus erit."
II. GENS ANTISTIA
- Gens Antistia (Antistius the Physician) – AUC DCCX
- Interlocutor: "Quot vulnera Caesarem in Curia ceciderunt?"
(How many wounds actually brought Caesar down in the Senate?) - Antistius: (cum gravitatem) "Vulnera tria et viginti sunt, sed una tantum plaga letalis fuit."
(Abbott-Style: "He took twenty-three stabs, but only one did the real business.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that most of the conspiracy's senators were remarkably bad anatomists who simply joined in for the theatrical effect.
- Interlocutor: "Quot vulnera Caesarem in Curia ceciderunt?"
III. GENS ANTONIA
- Gens Antonia (Mark Antony) – AUC DCCX
- Interlocutor: "Visne diadema regium iterum in Lupercalibus accipere?"
(Do you wish to accept the royal crown again at the Lupercalia festival?) - Marcus Antonius: (cum gravitatem) "Romani coronas non ferunt, nisi quas Victoria dat."
(Abbott-Style: "Romans don't wear hats like that unless Victoria herself hands them out.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that Caesar's public refusal of the crown was a carefully staged political stunt to gauge public resentment.
- Interlocutor: "Visne diadema regium iterum in Lupercalibus accipere?"
IV. GENS APPULEIA
- Gens Appuleia (Saturninus) – AUC DCLX
- Interlocutor: "Leges tuae agrariae per vim et tumultum latae sunt!"
(Your agrarian laws were passed purely through violence and rioting!) - Saturninus: (cum gravitatem) "Populus Romanus vocem suam libere misit."
(Abbott-Style: "The fine citizens of Rome simply expressed their opinions rather loudly.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that physical intimidation is a perfectly valid legislative instrument when dealing with an uncooperative conservative senate.
- Interlocutor: "Leges tuae agrariae per vim et tumultum latae sunt!"
V. GENS ATILIA
- Gens Atilia (Regulus) – AUC DIV
- Interlocutor: "Pugnabisne pro Carthagine ut vitam tuam serves?"
(Will you argue for Carthage's peace terms to save your own skin?) - Atilius Regulus: (cum gravitatem) "Carthago delenda est, et fides mea Carthaginiensibus non debetur."
(Abbott-Style: "Carthage is fundamentally a bad investment, and my return ticket to their prison is already booked.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that a Roman senator's word to a barbarian is unbreakable, even if it results in being rolled down a hill in a spiked barrel.
- Interlocutor: "Pugnabisne pro Carthagine ut vitam tuam serves?"
VI. GENS AURELIA
- Gens Aurelia (Cotta) – AUC DCLXXIX
- Interlocutor: "Frumentum deest et plebs in viis furens clamat!"
(The grain supply is gone and the plebeians are rioting in the streets!) - Aurelius Cotta: (cum gravitatem) "Animo deficere non debemus, dum aerarium vacuum est."
(Abbott-Style: "We must keep up our spirits, even if the national piggy bank is completely empty.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that patriotic speeches are a cheap and necessary substitute for actual bread when the state treasury is bankrupt.
- Interlocutor: "Frumentum deest et plebs in viis furens clamat!"
VII. GENS CAECILIA
- Gens Caecilia (Metellus Numidicus) – AUC DCLX
- Interlocutor: "Iura in legem Saturnini, aut in exilium pelleris!"
(Swear an oath to Saturninus's law, or face instant banishment!) - Metellus Numidicus: (cum gravitatem) "Malos imitari turpe est, etiam si poena imminet."
(Abbott-Style: "Copying bad manners is quite beneath a gentleman, regardless of the travel itinerary it causes.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the current popular assembly has lost all moral authority and their threats are a badge of honor.
- Interlocutor: "Iura in legem Saturnini, aut in exilium pelleris!"
VIII. GENS CALPURNIA
- Gens Calpurnia (Calpurnia Pisonis) – AUC DCCX
- Interlocutor: "Cur Caesarem ire ad Idus Martias vetas?"
(Why are you forbidding Caesar from going out on the Ides of March?) - Calpurnia: (cum gravitatem) "Fenestrae tuae nocte sponte apertae sunt."
(Abbott-Style: "Your bedroom windows flew open last night without a draft, Julius.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the supernatural world is giving a very blunt warning which your political ego is choosing to ignore.
- Interlocutor: "Cur Caesarem ire ad Idus Martias vetas?"
IX. GENS CASSIA
- Gens Cassia (Cassius Longinus) – AUC DCCX
- Interlocutor: "Caesar nimis potens fit, sed amicus noster est."
(Caesar is growing entirely too powerful, but he is our dear friend.) - Cassius Longinus: (cum gravitatem) "Homo iste non est diis carior quam nos."
(Abbott-Style: "The gentleman in the laurel wreath isn't made of finer clay than the rest of us.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that assassination is a justifiable tool of political equilibrium when one friend outgrows the constitution.
- Interlocutor: "Caesar nimis potens fit, sed amicus noster est."
X. GENS CLAUDIA
- Gens Claudia (Claudius Pulcher) – AUC DIV
- Interlocutor: "Pulli sacri non edunt; auspicia mala sunt ante pugnam."
(The sacred chickens refuse to eat; the omens are terrible before the naval battle.) - Claudius Pulcher: (cum gravitatem) "Bibant, si esse nolunt."
(Abbott-Style: "If the feathered prophets aren't hungry, let’s see how they swim.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that traditional religious rituals are a nuisance when a commander wants to attack the Carthaginian navy immediately.
- Interlocutor: "Pulli sacri non edunt; auspicia mala sunt ante pugnam."
XI. GENS CLODIA
- Gens Clodia (Clodius Pulcher) – AUC DCSCE
- Interlocutor: "Cur vestimentis femineis tectus in Bonae Deae sacra intrasti?"
(Why did you sneak into the women-only Bona Dea mysteries dressed in ladies' clothes?) - Clodius Pulcher: (cum gravitatem) "Soror mea vestes mutare me docuit."
(Abbott-Style: "My sister merely assisted me with a rather bold fashion experiment.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the sacred religious laws of Rome are highly amusing boundaries to cross when trying to conduct an aristocratic affair.
- Interlocutor: "Cur vestimentis femineis tectus in Bonae Deae sacra intrasti?"
XII. GENS CORNELIA
- Gens Cornelia (Scipio Africanus) – AUC DLXIX
- Interlocutor: "Rationes pecuniae tribus milibus talentorum postulamus."
(We demand the official financial accounts for the three thousand talents from your campaign.) - Scipio Africanus: (cum gravitatem) "Hoc die Carthaginem vici; ad Capitolium eamus."
(Abbott-Style: "On this exact anniversary I saved your skins from Hannibal; let us go and say prayers instead of doing math.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that saving Western Civilization exempts a military hero from standard bookkeeping audits by small-minded bureaucrats.
- Interlocutor: "Rationes pecuniae tribus milibus talentorum postulamus."
XIII. GENS CURIATIA
- Gens Curiatia (Curiatius) – AUC XXII
- Interlocutor: "Horatius solus superest; fratres tui ceciderunt."
(Only Horatius is left standing; your brothers have both fallen.) - Curiatius: (cum gravitatem) "Adhuc tria vulnera fero, sed Roma nondum vicit."
(Abbott-Style: "I am leaking rather badly from three spots, but the match isn't over yet.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the apparent tactical retreat of the remaining Roman champion is a trap that my wounds prevent me from avoiding.
- Interlocutor: "Horatius solus superest; fratres tui ceciderunt."
XIV. GENS CURTIA
- Gens Curtia (Marcus Curtius) – AUC CCCCEI
- Interlocutor: "Quid est maximum bonum populi Romani ut vorago claudatur?"
(What is Rome's greatest asset required to satisfy this supernatural sinkhole?) - Marcus Curtius: (cum gravitatem) "Arma et virtus Romana civitas maxima habet."
(Abbott-Style: "Rome has nothing better to offer this hole than a fully armed gentleman on horseback.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that jumping into an abyss is a logical career move if it solves a civic infrastructure crisis through theatrical patriotism.
- Interlocutor: "Quid est maximum bonum populi Romani ut vorago claudatur?"
XV. GENS DOMITIA
- Gens Domitia (Domitius Ahenobarbus) – AUC DCCV
- Interlocutor: "Cur venenum a medico postulas si Caesar te clementer tractabit?"
(Why demand poison from your doctor when Caesar is famous for showing mercy to losers?) - Domitius Ahenobarbus: (cum gravitatem) "Clementia victoris gravior est death."
(Abbott-Style: "Being publicly forgiven by a dictator is far more insulting than a lethal dose of hemlock.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that Caesar's habit of pardoning his enemies is a weapon designed to destroy their aristocratic reputation.
- Interlocutor: "Cur venenum a medico postulas si Caesar te clementer tractabit?"
XVI. GENS FABIA
- Gens Fabia (Fabius Maximus Cunctator) – AUC DXXXVII
- Interlocutor: "Cur exercitum in montibus tenes dum Hannibal agros nostros urit?"
(Why keep the army idling in the hills while Hannibal burns our prime real estate?) - Fabius Maximus: (cum gravitatem) "Qui non dimicat, non vincitur."
(Abbott-Style: "The man who takes a prolonged stroll in the mountains avoids losing his shirt.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the Roman public's desire for a quick heroic battle is a guaranteed recipe for tactical disaster.
- Interlocutor: "Cur exercitum in montibus tenes dum Hannibal agros nostros urit?"
XVII. GENS FUFIA
- Gens Fufia (Fufius Calenus) – AUC DCCXI
- Interlocutor: "Marcus Antonius hostis rei publicae declarari debet!"
(Mark Antony must be declared an official enemy of the Republic immediately!) - Fufius Calenus: (cum gravitatem) "Cicero pacem laudat, sed bellum domi parat."
(Abbott-Style: "Cicero talks a splendid game about peace while packing an extra set of daggers.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that Cicero’s legalistic grandstanding is designed to start a civil war rather than protect the constitution.
- Interlocutor: "Marcus Antonius hostis rei publicae declarari debet!"
XVIII. GENS FULVIA
- Gens Fulvia (Fulvia Flacca Bambula) – AUC DCCXI
- Interlocutor: "Cur linguam Ciceronis acu pungis postquam caput abscisum est?"
(Why pierce Cicero's tongue with a hairpin after his head has already been cut off?) - Fulvia: (cum gravitatem) "Haec lingua plura vulnera fecit quam gladius."
(Abbott-Style: "This little talkative muscle did far more damage than an entire legion.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that political oratory is a lethal physical force that deserves a highly literal, post-mortem retaliation.
- Interlocutor: "Cur linguam Ciceronis acu pungis postquam caput abscisum est?"
XIX. GENS FURIA
- Gens Furia (Camillus) – AUC CCCLXCE
- Interlocutor: "Aurum Gallis pendere debemus ut obsidionem solvant."
(We must pay the gold to the Gauls so they will kindly pack up their siege.) - Furius Camillus: (cum gravitatem) "Ferro, non auro, patria recuperanda est."
(Abbott-Style: "My good men, we redeem Roman property with cold steel, not with loose change.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that negotiating with barbarians using currency is an embarrassing failure of standard military budget management.
- Interlocutor: "Aurum Gallis pendere debemus ut obsidionem solvant."
XX. GENS GEGANIA
- Gens Gegania (Geganius Macerinus) – AUC CCCXVII
- Interlocutor: "Plebs esurit et Minucius frumentum sua manu vendit."
(The plebs are starving and Minucius is selling grain directly out of his own pocket.) - Geganius Macerinus: (cum gravitatem) "Largitio ista regnum odorat."
(Abbott-Style: "That gentleman's sudden charity smells suspiciously like a crown in the making.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that any wealthy man who feeds the poor outside of official government channels is plotting a royal coup.
- Interlocutor: "Plebs esurit et Minucius frumentum sua manu vendit."
XXI. GENS GELLIA
- Gens Gellia (Gellius Publicola) – AUC DCCX
- Interlocutor: "Cur in coniuratione contra Cassium et Brutum deprehensus es?"
(Why were you caught plotting against Cassius and Brutus after they pardoned you?) - Gellius Publicola: (cum gravitatem) "Amicitia mea cum omnibus ducibus fida est."
(Abbott-Style: "My loyalty to whichever general happens to be winning is completely unshakeable.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that political consistency is an expensive luxury when managing a survival strategy during a civil war.
- Interlocutor: "Cur in coniuratione contra Cassium et Brutum deprehensus es?"
XXII. GENS HORATIA
- Gens Horatia (Horatius Cocles) – AUC CCLVI
- Interlocutor: "Pons Sublicius frangitur; Etrusci iam in ripam ruerunt!"
(The Sublician bridge is collapsing; the Etruscans are rushing the bank!) - Horatius Cocles: (cum gravitatem) "Tantum mihi duo viri ad portam opus sunt."
(Abbott-Style: "I only require two gentlemen to stand here and watch the traffic.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that an entire invading army can be stopped by a simple display of stubborn aristocratic manners.
- Interlocutor: "Pons Sublicius frangitur; Etrusci iam in ripam ruerunt!"
XXIII. GENS HORTENSIA
- Gens Hortensia (Hortensius Hortalus) – AUC DCLXXXIV
- Interlocutor: "Cicero te superavit in iudicio Verris praetoris."
(Cicero completely out-talked you in court during the trial of Governor Verres.) - Hortensius: (cum gravitatem) "Rhetorica eius magis theatrum clamabat quam legem."
(Abbott-Style: "The gentleman's closing argument belonged in a cheap playhouse rather than a proper court.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that losing a major corruption lawsuit is merely a reflection of the jury's poor taste in theatrical entertainment.
- Interlocutor: "Cicero te superavit in iudicio Verris praetoris."
XXIV. GENS IULIA (CAESARIAN)
- Gens Iulia (Julius Caesar) – AUC DCCV
- Interlocutor: "Senatus te exercitum dimittere ad Rubiconem iubet."
(The Senate orders you to disband your army at the banks of the Rubicon.) - Gaius Iulius Caesar: (cum gravitatem) "Iacta alea est."
(Abbott-Style: "The dice have left the leather cup, gentlemen.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the constitution is officially suspended and we are now playing a high-stakes game of civil war.
- Interlocutor: "Senatus te exercitum dimittere ad Rubiconem iubet."
XXV. GENS IULIA (AUGUSTAN)
- Gens Iulia (Augustus Caesar) – AUC DCCLXVII
- Interlocutor: "Quid dicis amicis antequam oculos claudis?"
(What final word do you leave your friends before closing your eyes for good?) - Augustus Caesar: (cum gravitatem) "Plaudite, si fabula bene peracta est."
(Abbott-Style: "Applaud, my friends, if you think I played the emperor part with sufficient dignity.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the entire Roman principate was an expertly staged piece of political theater designed to keep the peace.
- Interlocutor: "Quid dicis amicis antequam oculos claudis?"
XXVI. GENS IUNIA
- Gens Iunia (Brutus) – AUC CCLND
- Interlocutor: "Filii tui regem Tarquinium reducere voluerunt!"
(Your own sons were caught trying to bring back King Tarquin!) - Iunius Brutus: (cum gravitatem) "Lictores, officium vestrum facite."
(Abbott-Style: "Lictors, please proceed with the standard execution schedule.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the survival of the new Republic requires an absolute sacrifice of parental feelings for the sake of public relations.
- Interlocutor: "Filii tui regem Tarquinium reducere voluerunt!"
XXVII. GENS LICINIA
- Gens Licinia (Crassus) – AUC DCCI
- Interlocutor: "Parthi pacem petunt si signa Romana reddere vis."
(The Parthians will discuss peace if you are willing to give up the Roman standards.) - Licinius Crassus: (cum gravitatem) "Aurum Seleuciae melius respondet."
(Abbott-Style: "The local banking options in Seleucia look far more promising than diplomacy.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the military campaign was entirely motivated by real estate speculation and cash acquisition rather than geopolitical security.
- Interlocutor: "Parthi pacem petunt si signa Romana reddere vis."
XXVIII. GENS LIVIA
- Gens Livia (Livia Drusilla) – AUC DCCLXVII
- Interlocutor: "Cur Marcellus et Gaius celeriter e vita discesserunt?"
(Why did young Marcellus and Gaius pass away so suddenly and conveniently?) - Livia Drusilla: (cum gravitatem) "Fata Tiberium imperatorem volunt."
(Abbott-Style: "The gods seem remarkably determined to see my son Tiberius get the job.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that a well-stocked kitchen pantry can achieve what destiny occasionally delays.
- Interlocutor: "Cur Marcellus et Gaius celeriter e vita discesserunt?"
XXIX. GENS LUCRETIA
- Gens Lucretia (Lucretia) – AUC CCLIV
- Interlocutor: "Sextus Tarquinius te fefellit, sed mens tua munda est."
(Sextus Tarquin forced you, but your mind remains entirely pure.) - Lucretia: (cum gravitatem) "Cultro hoc corpus liberandum est ne qua Romana impudica vivat."
(Abbott-Style: "This domestic cutlery is necessary to ensure no Roman lady copies my misfortune.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that an aristocratic woman's reputation is property that can only be cleared by a spectacular, political act of self-destruction.
- Interlocutor: "Sextus Tarquinius te fefellit, sed mens tua munda est."
XXX. GENS LUTATIA
- Gens Lutatia (Catulus) – AUC DCLXXV
- Interlocutor: "Lepidus tumultum parat ut leges Sullae deleat."
(Lepidus is starting a major riot to erase Sulla's constitutional reforms.) - Lutatius Catulus: (cum gravitatem) "Sulla mortuus est, sed pax servanda est."
(Abbott-Style: "The dictator is in his grave, but his seating arrangements must remain undisturbed.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that keeping an unconstitutional peace is better than allowing a democratic reform via popular rebellion.
- Interlocutor: "Lepidus tumultum parat ut leges Sullae deleat."
XXXI. GENS MANLIA
- Gens Manlia (Manlius Torquatus) – AUC CCCXCE
- Interlocutor: "Filius tuus contra imperium tuum hostem vicit!"
(Your son broke orders but successfully killed the enemy champion in single combat!) - Manlius Torquatus: (cum gravitatem) "Disciplina Romana securi vindicanda est."
(Abbott-Style: "Roman military discipline requires that I cut my boy's head off immediately.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that winning a battle without a permit is a far worse crime than losing one legally.
- Interlocutor: "Filius tuus contra imperium tuum hostem vicit!"
XXXII. GENS MARCIA
- Gens Marcia (Coriolanus) – AUC CCLXII
- Interlocutor: "Cur exercitum Volscorum ad portas Romae duxisti?"
(Why have you led an invading enemy army right to the gates of Rome?) - Marcius Coriolanus: (cum gravitatem) "Patria me genuit, sed plebs me expulit."
(Abbott-Style: "Rome gave me life, but the voting public gave me an eviction notice.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that burning down your hometown is a perfectly reasonable response to losing an election.
- Interlocutor: "Cur exercitum Volscorum ad portas Romae duxisti?"
XXXIII. GENS MUCIA
- Gens Mucia (Scaevola) – AUC CCLVI
- Interlocutor: "Rex Porsenna te igni cremabit nisi coniuratos nominas!"
(King Porsenna will burn you alive unless you name the other conspirators!) - Mucius Scaevola: (cum gravitatem) "Vile corpus hoc est Romanis qui decus quaerunt."
(Abbott-Style: "We Romans think so little of our right hands that we use them for firewood.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that physical torture is completely useless against an assassin who treats his own limbs as disposable props.
- Interlocutor: "Rex Porsenna te igni cremabit nisi coniuratos nominas!"
XXXIV. GENS OCTAVIA
- Gens Octavia (Octavia Minor) – AUC DCCXXI
- Interlocutor: "Marcus Antonius te reliquit pro regina Aegypti."
(Mark Antony has abandoned you for the Queen of Egypt.) - Octavia Minor: (cum gravitatem) "Liberos eius domi meae educam."
(Abbott-Style: "I shall simply tidy up the nursery and raise his new foreign children.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that playing the flawless, long-suffering Roman wife is the ultimate passive-aggressive method to ruin a husband's reputation.
- Interlocutor: "Marcus Antonius te reliquit pro regina Aegypti."
XXXV. GENS PAPIRIA
- Gens Papiria (Papirius Cursor) – AUC CDXXIX
- Interlocutor: "Fabius magister equitum sine iussu tuo pugnavit et vicit."
(Fabius, your master of horse, fought without your leave and won a great victory.) - Papirius Cursor: (cum gravitatem) "Victoria non mutat legem dictatoris."
(Abbott-Style: "A stroke of good luck does not repair a broken military manual.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that a subordinate's tactical brilliance is merely a insubordinate insult to the supreme commander's ego.
- Interlocutor: "Fabius magister equitum sine iussu tuo pugnavit et vicit."
XXXVI. GENS PLAUTIA
- Gens Plautia (Plautius Silvanus) – AUC DCCLXXVII
- Interlocutor: "Uxorem tuam de fenestra iecisti; causam dic!"
(You threw your wife out of a high window; please explain yourself!) - Plautius Silvanus: (cum gravitatem) "Dormiebam cum illa cecidit."
(Abbott-Style: "I was enjoying a peaceful afternoon nap when she decided to test the gravity.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that a preposterous, unverified alibi is good enough when an aristocrat addresses a formal murder inquiry.
- Interlocutor: "Uxorem tuam de fenestra iecisti; causam dic!"
XXXVII. GENS POMPEIA
- Gens Pompeia (Pompey the Great) – AUC DCCV
- Interlocutor: "Fugiendum est nobis ex Italia; Caesar adest!"
(We must flee Italy immediately; Caesar is marching on us!) - Pompeius Magnus: (cum gravitatem) "Quocumque in terra pedem posuero, copiae erumpent."
(Abbott-Style: "Don't fret; I need only stamp my foot on the dirt to produce ten legions.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that my military reputation is so immense that reality will magically arrange itself to fix my lack of preparation.
- Interlocutor: "Fugiendum est nobis ex Italia; Caesar adest!"
XXXVIII. GENS PORCIA
- Gens Porcia (Cato Uticensis) – AUC DCCVIII
- Interlocutor: "Caesar tibi veniam dabit si pugnare desinis."
(Caesar will gladly hand you a full pardon if you stop fighting him.) - Cato Uticensis: (cum gravitatem) "Non vivo ut Caesar mihi vitam donet."
(Abbott-Style: "I do not keep a breathing license issued by a gentleman from the Julian family.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that suicide is the only logical constitutional option left when a dictator tries to be polite to you.
- Interlocutor: "Caesar tibi veniam dabit si pugnare desinis."
XXXIX. GENS POSTUMIA
- Gens Postumia (Postumius Albus) – AUC CCLVE
- Interlocutor: "Castor et Pollux in acie Regilli visi sunt!"
(The twin gods Castor and Pollux were just spotted fighting in our frontline at Lake Regillus!) - Postumius Albus: (cum gravitatem) "Duo equites novi stipendium non petunt."
(Abbott-Style: "Splendid; two extra cavalrymen who won't require a salary from the treasury.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that divine interventions are best evaluated by how much they save the state budget on military pay.
- Interlocutor: "Castor et Pollux in acie Regilli visi sunt!"
XL. GENS QUINTILIA
- Gens Quintilia (Publius Quinctilius Varus) – AUC DCCLXII
- Interlocutor: "Germani silvas Teutoburgienses circumdederunt!"
(The Germans have completely surrounded us in the Teutoburg forest!) - Quinctilius Varus: (cum gravitatem) "Arminius amicus populi Romani fidus est."
(Abbott-Style: "Arminius is an excellent fellow who handles our local scout management.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that an aristocratic general's trust in a barbarian ally is immune to the immediate reality of being ambushed.
- Interlocutor: "Germani silvas Teutoburgienses circumdederunt!"
XLI. GENS QUINCTIA
- Gens Quinctia (Cincinnatus) – AUC CCCV
- Interlocutor: "Senatus te dictatorem creavit ut exercitum obsidione liberes."
(The Senate has made you absolute dictator to rescue our trapped army.) - Lcius Quinctius Cincinnatus: (cum gravitatem) "Boves mei agrum exspectant, sed ibo."
(Abbott-Style: "My oxen will be rather cross at the delay, but let's go finish this war.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that saving the Roman Republic is a brief domestic chore that should not interfere with a proper farmer's autumn plowing schedule.
- Interlocutor: "Senatus te dictatorem creavit ut exercitum obsidione liberes."
XLII. GENS ROMULIA (BROADLY CONSTRUED)
- Gens Romulia (Romulus) – AUC I
- Interlocutor: "Remus muros tuos novos parvos risit et transiluit!"
(Remus laughed at your small new city walls and jumped right over them!) - Romulus: (cum gravitatem) "Sic deinde quicumque transiliet moenia mea."
(Abbott-Style: "That is the standard penalty for jumping over my masonry without a visa.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that fratricide is a perfectly acceptable tool of zoning enforcement for an emerging ancient superpower.
- Interlocutor: "Remus muros tuos novos parvos risit et transiluit!"
XLIII. GENS RUTILIA
- Gens Rutilia (Rutilius Rufus) – AUC DCLXII
- Interlocutor: "Publicani te repetundarum accusant quia pecuniam eorum minuisti."
(The tax collectors are suing you for corruption because you stopped their extortion rackets.) - Rutilius Rufus: (cum gravitatem) "Smyrna mihi melior patria erit quam Roma vestra."
(Abbott-Style: "Smyrna has far better weather than a city run by an auction house.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the Roman legal system has become so fundamentally corrupt that going into exile is a promotion.
- Interlocutor: "Publicani te repetundarum accusant quia pecuniam eorum minuisti."
XLIV. GENS SCRIBONIA
- Gens Scribonia (Scribonius Libo) – AUC DCCLXXIX
- Interlocutor: "Tiberius te coniurationis accusat; mortem volunt."
(Tiberius is putting you on trial for treason; they want your life.) - Scribonius Libo: (cum gravitatem) "Aegrotus sum; cur me ad senatum trahitur?"
(Abbott-Style: "I have a dreadful cold; why must I attend a theater performance today?") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the political treason trial is an absurd farce that is merely interrupting a gentleman's recovery from illness.
- Interlocutor: "Tiberius te coniurationis accusat; mortem volunt."
XLV. GENS SEMPRONIA
- Gens Sempronia (Tiberius Gracchus) – AUC DCXXI
- Interlocutor: "Nasica senator armat servos ut te interficiat!"
(Senator Nasica is arming his household slaves to murder you right now!) - Tiberius Gracchus: (cum gravitatem) "Toga mea caput tegam ut leges servas."
(Abbott-Style: "I shall simply adjust my wardrobe over my face while they ruin the constitution.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the conservative faction's elite senators have completely abandoned the rule of law for blunt street thuggery.
- Interlocutor: "Nasica senator armat servos ut te interficiat!"
XLVI. GENS SERVILIA
- Gens Servilia (Servilius Ahala) – AUC CCCXV
- Interlocutor: "Spurius Maelius frumento plebem decipit; visne eum prehendere?"
(Spurius Maelius is seducing the poor with cheap food; will you arrest him?) - Servilius Ahala: (cum gravitatem) "Pugio meus sub toga responsum iam dedit."
(Abbott-Style: "My pocket knife has already settled the gentleman's grocery bill.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that a summary street execution is a much faster solution to populist inflation than a formal legal trial.
- Interlocutor: "Spurius Maelius frumento plebem decipit; visne eum prehendere?"
XLVII. GENS SULPICIA
- Gens Sulpicia (Sulpicius Galba) – AUC DCCXXII
- Interlocutor: "Milites praetoriae donativum tuum promissum exspectant."
(The Praetorian Guards are waiting for that large cash bonus you promised them.) - Sulpicius Galba: (cum gravitatem) "Legere milites soleo, non emere."
(Abbott-Style: "I am in the habit of drafting soldiers, not browsing for them at the market.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that an emperor can safely ignore a military bribery agreement by relying on an outdated sense of Republican dignity.
- Interlocutor: "Milites praetoriae donativum tuum promissum exspectant."
XLVIII. GENS TARQUINIA (BROADLY CONSTRUED)
- Gens Tarquinia (Tarquinius Superbus) – AUC CCND
- Interlocutor: "Cur capita papaverum altissima baculo decutis?"
(Why are you knocking the heads off the tallest poppies in the garden with your cane?) - Tarquinius Superbus: (cum gravitatem) "Nuntius filio meo responsum hoc ferat."
(Abbott-Style: "Tell my boy in Gabii that this is my official advice on municipal management.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the most effective way to govern a newly conquered town is to secretly execute all its prominent citizens.
- Interlocutor: "Cur capita papaverum altissima baculo decutis?"
XLIX. GENS TULLIA
- Gens Tullia (Marcus Tullius Cicero) – AUC DCCXI
- Interlocutor: "Lecores Antonii adsunt! Visne in navem fugere?"
(Antony's executioners are here! Will you hurry onto the escape boat?) - Marcus Tullius Cicero: (cum gravitatem) "Moriar in patria saepe servata."
(Abbott-Style: "Let us stop the litter here; I have saved this ungrateful town too many times to run away now.") - \(+>\) IMPLICATURA: that the collapse of constitutional liberty has made the preservation of my physical existence completely redundant.
- Interlocutor: "Lecores Antonii adsunt! Visne in navem fugere?"
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Here is the completion of your previous set (Entry 50) followed by entries 51 through 100, remaining strictly within the Republican era ("up to the end of the Commonwealth"), ordered alphabetically by gens (broadly construed), and delivered in the dry, ironical style of Gilbert Abbott à Beckett mixed with Gricean pragmatic philosophy.
Gens Licinia (Continued)
- Licinius Crassus, D. (A.U.C. DCLXXXIV / 70 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Pompeius): "Cur tantam pecuniam in exercitum tuum personalem profundis, Crasse?"
- Move 2 (Crassus) [cum gravitate]: "Divitem esse nego qui exercitum suis manibus alere non potest."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Pompey: "Why on earth are you sinking your entire bank account into a private army, Crassus?"
- Crassus: "I simply cannot count a man as wealthy unless he can personally balance the payroll for a couple of legions out of his spare change."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Pompey is a financial lightweight whose political status relies on state handouts rather than genuine, self-made oligarchic muscle.
Gens Livia
- Livius Salinator, M. (A.U.C. DXLVII / 207 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Nero - Claudius Nero): "Consul alter me ad proelium ad Metaurum sequi debet, celeriter!"
- Move 2 (Livius) [cum gravitate]: "Festina lente; Romani duces non currunt sicut galli perterriti."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Nero: "The other consul must sprint to the Metaurus River immediately to help me smash Hasdrubal!"
- Livius: "Do take a breath, my dear fellow; Roman commanders are meant to march with dignity, not scurry about like startled poultry in a farmyard."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Nero's frantic leadership style borders on undignified panic and violates the conversational maxim of Manner by lacking composure.
Gens Lucretia
- Lucretia (A.U.C. CCXLIV / 510 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Sextus Tarquinius): "Si me resisteris, Lucretia, servum nudum in lecto tuo interficiam."
- Move 2 (Lucretia) [cum gravitate]: "Mors mihi non est timenda, sed macula pudoris aeterna."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Sextus: "If you scream, Lucretia, I shall kill a slave, toss him into your bed, and tell everyone you two were having an illicit affair."
- Lucretia: "Death is merely a minor scheduling inconvenience compared to the permanent stain you are attempting to paint on my household's reputation."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Sextus is a grotesque brute whose tyrannical threats will ultimately bring down his father's entire royal dynasty.
- Lucretius Tricipitinus, Sp. (A.U.C. CCXLIV / 510 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Collatinus): "Quomodo hoc scelus regium punire possumus?"
- Move 2 (Lucretius) [cum gravitate]: "Ferrum nunc loquetur, nam Tarquinii aures clauduntur."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Collatinus: "How can we possibly penalize this shocking royal misconduct?"
- Lucretius: "I rather think our steel will have to do the talking now, seeing that the Tarquins have developed an acute case of diplomatic deafness."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That political negotiations with the monarchy have broken down completely and a revolution is the only logical remedy.
Gens Lutatia
- Lutatius Catulus, C. (A.U.C. DKI / 241 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Hanno the Great): "Carthago pacem petit, sed classes nostras adhuc timere debetis."
- Move 2 (Lutatius) [cum gravitate]: "Aegates insulae docuerunt quinam sint veri domini maris."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Hanno: "Carthage might consider peace, but you must remember our naval supremacy is legendary."
- Lutatius: "The floating wreckage around the Aegates Islands has already provided a rather splendid public lecture on who actually runs the Mediterranean."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Carthage's naval bluster is completely hollow after their recent catastrophic defeat at sea.
- Lutatius Catulus, Q. (A.U.C. DCLII / 102 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Marius): "Ego solus Cimbros et Teutones delevisse dicar!"
- Move 2 (Lutatius) [cum gravitate]: "Sed milites mei Campum Raudium suis corporibus texerunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Marius: "The history books shall record that I, Marius, single-handedly saved Italy from the barbarians!"
- Lutatius: "How fascinating; yet my own legions somehow managed to cover the entire field of Vercellae with their bodies while you were looking for the enemy."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Marius is shamelessly hogging the military credit for a battle won by teamwork and collective sacrifice.
Gens Maenia
- Maenius, C. (A.U.C. CDXVI / 338 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Patrician Senator): "Quid faciemus cum rostris navium Antiatium captis?"
- Move 2 (Maenius) [cum gravitate]: "Suggestum in Foro ornabunt ut populus victoriam semper videat."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Senator: "What on earth are we supposed to do with all these bronze prows we chopped off the ships of Antium?"
- Maenius: "They will make rather charming decorations for the speakers' platform in the Forum, so the aristocracy never forgets who won the war."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the voice of the people will literally be amplified by the physical spoils of victory, permanently changing Roman political space.
Gens Mamilia
- Mamilius Octavius (A.U.C. CCLVI / 498 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Aulus Postumius Albus): "Tarquinium Superbum in thronum Romanum numquam restituas!"
- Move 2 (Mamilius) [cum gravitate]: "Lacus Regillus mox sanguine Romano, non verbis, iudicabit."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Postumius: "You can march your Latin League all you want, but you will never put Tarquin back on our throne!"
- Mamilius: "Lake Regillus will shortly be providing a thorough, blood-soaked verdict that renders your constitutional arguments entirely irrelevant."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the dispute has moved far beyond the realm of verbal debate into total war.
Gens Manlia
- Manlius Capitolinus, M. (A.U.C. CCCLND / 390 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Gallic Raider): "Nemo nos in hac arce nocte ascendentes audiet!"
- Move 2 (Manlius) [cum gravitate]: "Anseres Iovis iam loquuntur, et gladius meus respondet."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Gaul: "We've crept up the cliff perfectly; not a single Roman soul knows we are here!"
- Manlius: "Jupiter’s sacred geese have already filed a loud complaint, and my gladius is about to second the motion."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the Gallic stealth mission has failed miserably due to divine aviary intervention.
- Manlius Torquatus, T. (A.U.C. CCCNNIII / 361 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Gallic Champion): "Quis Romanorum audet mecum singulari certamine pugnare?"
- Move 2 (Manlius) [cum gravitate]: "Hoc torques tuus collo meo melius conveniet."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Gallic Giant: "Is there any Roman small enough to step out here and fight me one-on-one?"
- Manlius: "I was just admiring that gold collar of yours; it will look significantly better draped over my own mantle."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the Gaul is already a corpse and his jewelry is officially forfeit.
- Manlius Torquatus, T. (Consul) (A.U.C. CDND / 340 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Manlius Filius): "Pater, contra edictum tuum, ducem Latinorum in proelio occidi!"
- Move 2 (Manlius Pater) [cum gravitate]: "Disciplinam militarem vicisti, fili; lictor, expedi securem."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Son: "Look, Father! I broke your strict safety rules but I killed the Latin general anyway!"
- Father: "Splendid trophy, my boy; unfortunately, you’ve murdered military discipline, so I must ask the lictor to sharpen his axe for your execution."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That parental affection cannot override the absolute supremacy of martial law in the Republic.
Gens Marcia
- Marcius Coriolanus, C. (A.U.C. CCLXII / 492 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Plebeian Tribune): "Frumentum nobis gratis dare debes, Coriolane!"
- Move 2 (Coriolanus) [cum gravitate]: "Tribunos vestros deponite, tunc panem habebitis."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Tribune: "Give us our free grain rations immediately, you tyrant!"
- Coriolanus: "Fire your troublesome union representatives first, and then we might discuss a loaf of bread."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the plebeians are using their hunger as political leverage to maintain their newly won civil rights.
- Marcius Philippus, L. (A.U.C. DCLXIII / 91 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Livius Drusus): "Leges meae agariae plebi et sociis iustitiam ferent."
- Move 2 (Marcius) [cum gravitate]: "In hoc senatu ego consul sum, sed senatus ipse non iam regit."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Drusus: "My new land reform bills will finally bring sweet harmony to the plebs and allies alike."
- Marcius: "I may wear the consul's robes, but this entire house has become so dysfunctional it can barely govern its own lunches."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Drusus's radical idealism is driving the state directly toward a bloody civil collapse.
Gens Menenia
- Menenius Lanatus, Agrippa (A.U.C. CCLX / 494 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Plebeian Striker): "In Monte Sacro manebimus; senatores ipsi laborant!"
- Move 2 (Menenius) [cum gravitate]: "Membra sine ventre mox fame peritura sunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Plebeian: "We are staying right here on this Sacred Mount; let the snobbish senators plow their own fields!"
- Menenius: "A fascinating labor strike; though do remember that when the hands refuse to feed the stomach, the hands tend to shrivel up rather quickly too."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the social classes are biologically interdependent, making the plebeian secession a form of mutual economic suicide.
Gens Minucia
- Minucius Esquilinus, L. (A.U.C. CCCXVI / 438 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Spurius Maelius): "Frumentum plebi emi ut eorum amorem mererer."
- Move 2 (Minucius) [cum gravitate]: "Regnum emere voluisti, Maeli, sed Roma sceptra non vendit."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Maelius: "I bought up all this grain out of the goodness of my heart to feed the starving poor!"
- Minucius: "You were shopping for a crown, old chap, but unfortunately for you, Rome doesn't keep diadems in stock."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Maelius's private charity is a thinly disguised treasonous plot to buy his way into absolute power.
Gens Mucia
- Mucius Scaevola, C. (A.U.C. CCLXVI / 488 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Lars Porsena): "Nisi mihi coniurationem aperis, te vivum cremabo!"
- Move 2 (Mucius) [cum gravitate]: "Vide quam barbare corpus contemnant qui magnam gloriam quaerunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Porsena: "Tell me who else is plotting against me, or I will roast you alive right now!"
- Mucius: "Do watch closely; we Romans treat physical comfort as a rather tedious afterthought when there is glory to be won."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That burning one hand is a minor party trick compared to what the other three hundred hidden Roman assassins will do to Porsena.
Gens Mummia
- Mummius Achaicus, L. (A.U.C. DCHNDII / 146 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Ship Captain): "Hae statuae Corinthiae antiquae et fragiles sunt, imperator."
- Move 2 (Mummius) [cum gravitate]: "Si eas frangetis, novas et similes Romae reddetis."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Captain: "These stolen Greek masterpieces are incredibly ancient and fragile, General."
- Mummius: "If your sailors smash any of them, I shall expect your crew to sit down and carve exact replacements by Tuesday."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Mummius possesses a delightfully uncultured, utilitarian mind that views irreplaceable high art as simple mass-produced furniture.
Gens Naevia
- Naevius, Cn. (Poeta) (A.U.C. DXLVIII / 206 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Metellus Consul): "Quare in fabulis tuis de familia mea iocaris?"
- Move 2 (Naevius) [cum gravitate]: "Fato Metelli Romae fiunt consules, non merito."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Metellus: "Why must you make your comedy shows a platform for mocking my distinguished ancestors?"
- Naevius: "It is an established scientific fact that Metelli become consuls by sheer cosmic accident, rather than any discernible talent."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the Metelli family is a collection of high-born incompetents whose positions are purely hereditary.
Gens Ogulnia
- Ogulnius Gallus, Q. (A.U.C. CDNDIV / 300 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Patrician Pontifex): "Plebeii sacra deorum curare non possunt!"
- Move 2 (Ogulnius) [cum gravitate]: "Iuppiter caelum spectat, non patriciorum tabulas genealogicas."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Pontifex: "The common herd lacks the refined spiritual DNA required to handle the sacred rituals!"
- Ogulnius: "Jupiter spends his time inspecting the heavens, not checking whether your great-grandfather was on the original VIP list."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That religious exclusivity is merely a political racket designed to keep lucrative priesthoods in aristocratic hands.
Gens Opimia
- Opimius, L. (A.U.C. DCLXXX / 121 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Fulvius Flaccus): "Armis defendemus leges Caii Gracchi!"
- Move 2 (Opimius) [cum gravitate]: "Senatus consultum ultimum mihi non verba, sed ferrum dedit."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Fulvius: "We shall take up positions on the Aventine and fight to defend Gaius Gracchus's legacy!"
- Opimius: "The Senate just passed a tiny decree that gives me permission to skip the legal paperwork and go straight to clearing the streets."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the constitution has been suspended and martial law will now violently terminate the Gracchian movement.
Gens Papiria
- Papirius Cursor, L. (A.U.C. CDXXND / 325 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Fabius Maximus Rullianus): "Magister equitum sum; Samnites vici sine te!"
- Move 2 (Papirius) [cum gravitate]: "Imperium dictatoris maius est quam victoria tua fortuita."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Fabius: "I am the Master of the Horse, and I smashed the Samnites while you were away!"
- Papirius: "Fascinating; however, a dictator's strict instructions happen to outrank your lucky little gambling streak on the battlefield."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That winning an unauthorized battle is still a capital offense if it undermines absolute chain of command.
- Papirius Carbo, C. (A.U.C. DCLXXI / 83 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Sulla): "Arma depone, Carbo, nam Roma me recipit."
- Move 2 (Papirius) [cum gravitate]: "Vulpem et leonem in te video, sed vulpem magis timeo."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Sulla: "Drop your weapons, Carbo; the capital is already opening its gates to me."
- Carbo: "I see a fox and a lion wrapped up in that cloak of yours, and it’s the sly fox that makes me check my pockets."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Sulla's treacherous diplomatic promises are far more lethal than his military legions.
Gens Perperna
- Perperna Vento, M. (A.U.C. DCLXXKII / 72 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Sertorius): "In Hispania novam Romam cum senatu nostro condemus."
- Move 2 (Perperna) [cum gravitate]: "Romani in exsilio semper subditi, non domini esse videntur."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Sertorius: "We shall build a glorious alternative Rome right here in Spain with our own exiled Senate!"
- Perperna: "Playing house in the Iberian mountains is all well and good, but an exile is just a tourist who can’t go home."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Sertorius's idealized provincial Republic is a delusion that Perperna intends to sabotage.
Gens Fabia (Broadly construed for early figures / Remus)
- Remus (Gens "Fabia" Mythological / A.U.C. I / 753 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Romulus): "Quid sentis de parvis muris mei novi oppidi?"
- Move 2 (Remus) [cum gravitate]: "Hi muri vel latrones transire non prohibebunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Romulus: "What do you think of the splendid defensive fortifications of my brand-new town?"
- Remus: "They are perfectly lovely if your goal is to keep out very lazy, vertically challenged field mice."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Romulus's grand imperial vision is currently nothing more than a pathetic dirt ditch.
Gens Plautia
- Plautius Silvanus, M. (A.U.C. DCLXV / 89 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Italian Rebel): "Civitatem Romanam armis extorquebimus!"
- Move 2 (Plautius) [cum gravitate]: "Lex Plautia Papiria forum vestrum facit, si arma deponitis."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Rebel: "We will wring Roman citizenship out of your cold, dead hands!"
- Plautius: "The new bill actually gives you full citizenship rights, provided you stop shooting at the registration clerks."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That the Social War has become completely redundant since Rome is now conceding the very point the rebels are fighting for.
Gens Pompeia
- Pompeius Strabo, Cn. (A.U.C. DCLXV / 89 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Asculum Citizen): "Misericordiam petimus; fame et bello perimus!"
- Move 2 (Pompeius Strabo) [cum gravitate]: "Aurum Asculi culpas vestras optime expiabit."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Citizen: "Have mercy on us, General! We are reduced to eating our boots!"
- Strabo: "I find that melting down your town treasury does wonders for restoring my compassionate nature."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Strabo is using the Social War primarily as a private shakedown racket to enrich his personal estate.
- Pompeius Magnus, Cn. (A.U.C. DCLXXVII / 77 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Sulla): "Triumphum petis? Iuvenis es et eques tantum!"
- Move 2 (Pompeius) [cum gravitate]: "Plures orientem solem adorant quam occidentem."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Sulla: "You want a triumph? You’re barely out of short trousers and you aren't even a senator!"
- Pompey: "Do note, my dear Sulla, that the crowd tends to look toward the sunrise rather than hanging around to watch a sunset."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Sulla's political star is rapidly fading while Pompey is the new master of the Roman world.
- Pompeius Magnus, Cn. (A.U.C. DCCK / 54 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Cicero): "Quomodo res publica sine consulibus duobus stare potest?"
- Move 2 (Pompeius) [cum gravitate]: "Fortasse unus consul sine collega pacem reddere potest."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Cicero: "How on earth can the Republic function without its traditional pair of consuls?"
- Pompey: "It is a structural conundrum; though perhaps a single, exceptionally handsome consul operating entirely alone could straighten out the mess."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Pompey is actively angling for a constitutional dictatorship under a polite, solo-consul job title.
- Pompeius Magnus, Cn. (A.U.C. DCCXIV / 49 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Domitius Ahenobarbus): "Caesar Rubiconem transiit! Ubi sunt legiones tuae?"
- Move 2 (Pompeius) [cum gravitate]: "Si pedem in Italiam inpegero, legiones undique exsilient."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Domitius: "Caesar has crossed the Rubicon and is marching on us! Where on earth are those armies you promised?"
- Pompey: "Calm yourself; I merely have to tap my foot on Italian soil and fully equipped legions will instantly pop out of the ground."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Pompey's strategic preparation consists largely of theatrical bravado and misplaced self-confidence.
Gens Pompilia
- Numa Pompilius (Gens "Pompilia" / A.U.C. XXXIX / 715 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Roman Warrior): "Sine bellis et praeda, quomodo viri Romani valebunt?"
- Move 2 (Numa) [cum gravitate]: "Egeria nympha me docuit deos pietate, non sanguine, coli."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Warrior: "If we aren't pillaging our neighbors, how are we supposed to pass the time?"
- Numa: "My nocturnal consultations with the nymph Egeria suggest that the gods prefer hymns and modest agricultural work over constant recreational homicide."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Rome's survival depends on developing a legal and religious conscience rather than acting like an organized bandit camp.
Gens Porcia
- Porcius Cato, M. (Censor) (A.U.C. DLX / 194 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Flamininus): "Luxuria Graeca vitam Romanam multo elegantiorem facit."
- Move 2 (Cato Censor) [cum gravitate]: "Carthago delenda est, et unguenta Graeca abolenda sunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Flamininus: "These Greek perfumes and philosophy lectures give our rough Roman lifestyle a rather elegant polish."
- Cato: "Carthage must be thoroughly obliterated, and your fancy Greek body lotions ought to be tossed into the Tiber immediately after."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That foreign luxury is a insidious conspiracy designed to turn sturdy Roman soldiers into soft, decadent weaklings.
- Porcius Cato, M. (Uticensis) (A.U.C. DCCXI / 63 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Caesar): "Coniuratores Catilinae vivi in carcere servari debent."
- Move 2 (Cato Uticensis) [cum gravitate]: "Misericordia tua, Caesar, factioni et sceleri favet."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Caesar: "We should act like civilized gentlemen and hold Catiline's terrorists in custody indefinitely."
- Cato: "Your sudden burst of humanitarian compassion looks remarkably like an employee trying to protect his fellow club members."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Caesar is covertly sympathetic to—and likely complicit in—Catiline’s revolutionary plot.
- Porcius Cato, M. (Uticensis) (A.U.C. DCCKVI / 48 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Pompeian Officer): "Caesar ad Uticam marchat; quid agemus, Cato?"
- Move 2 (Cato Uticensis) [cum gravitate]: "Res publica periit; Cato liber morietur."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Officer: "Caesar’s forces are closing in on Utica! What is our tactical fallback position?"
- Cato: "The Republic has left the building, and I have a pressing engagement with my sword to ensure I don't have to ask Caesar for a pardon."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That constitutional liberty is dead, making suicide the only honorable career move left for a Stoic.
Gens Postumia
- Postumius Albus, A. (A.U.C. CCLVI / 498 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Titus Herminius): "Equites Latini aciem nostram perfringunt!"
- Move 2 (Postumius) [cum gravitate]: "Castor et Pollux in equis albis modo visi sunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Herminius: "The Latin cavalry is shredding our front lines!"
- Postumius: "Do look at those two enormously tall chaps on milk-white stallions who just joined our regiment; they don't look like they belong to the local draft board."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That divine Olympian intervention is about to rescue the Roman army from military incompetence.
- Postumius Albinus, Sp. (A.U.C. CDKNDII / 321 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Pontius Herennius): "Sub iugum transite, Romani, sine armis et sine gloria."
- Move 2 (Postumius) [cum gravitate]: "Hoc iugum ligni Romanam ultionem non minuet."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Pontius: "Crawl through this yoke of spears on all fours, you proud Romans, and leave your weapons behind."
- Postumius: "This rather humiliating wooden archway you've set up is going to make our eventual retaliation exceptionally thorough."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That any peace treaty signed under duress at the Caudine Forks will be promptly torn up by the Senate.
Gens Quintilia
- Quintilius Varus, Sex. (A.U.C. CCCI / 453 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Plebeian Agitator): "Consules sacra patriciorum contra plebem celant!"
- Move 2 (Quintilius) [cum gravitate]: "Pestis quae urbem vastat patricios et plebeios aequaliter necat."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Agitator: "The consuls are using class-conscious religious secrets to oppress the working man!"
- Quintilius: "The current outbreak of the plague seems remarkably ecumenical; it is killing senators and laborers with absolute democratic impartiality."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That political rioting is entirely absurd when the entire population is currently dying of infectious disease.
Gens Quintia
- Quinctius Cincinnatus, L. (A.U.C. CCKCVII / 458 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Senate Messenger): "Roma in periculo est! Dictator creatus es!"
- Move 2 (Cincinnatus) [cum gravitate]: "Boves mei expectant, sed patria magis eget."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Messenger: "Rome is surrounded! You’ve been appointed Dictator; drop everything!"
- Cincinnatus: "My oxen will be rather confused by my sudden absence, but I suppose the state requires my services for a few days."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That saving the Roman Republic is a simple, straightforward chore easily squeezed in between the spring plowing and the autumn harvest.
- Quinctius Flamininus, T. (A.U.C. DLKNDI / 197 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Philippus V of Macedon): "Graecia mea est; quomodo eam tollere potes?"
- Move 2 (Flamininus) [cum gravitate]: "Isthmia Sollemnia Graecos liberos esse nuntiabunt."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Philip V: "Macedon has owned Greece for generations; you can’t just walk in and take it."
- Flamininus: "The upcoming Isthmian Games will feature an announcement that Greece is now 'free'—under our exclusive, heavily armed management."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Roman liberation is merely a polite euphemism for replacing Macedonian hegemony with a subtle protectorate.
Gens Fabia (Broadly construed for early history / Romulus)
- Romulus (Gens "Fabia" Mythological / A.U.C. I / 753 B.C.)
- Move 1 (Acron, King of Caenina): "Novam urbem tuam delebo, latro!"
- Move 2 (Romulus) [cum gravitate]: "Spolia opima de corpore tuo Iovi Feretrio mox dicabo."
- Abbott-Style Translation:
- Acron: "I am going to wipe your pathetic little den of thieves off the map!"
- Romulus: "Your armor is going to look spectacular mounted on a wooden frame in Jupiter’s temple by this evening."
- +> IMPLICATURA: That Acron's bluster will result directly in his death and the inauguration of Rome's highest military honor.


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