If you were the only Boche in the trench

Speranza

To the tune of "If you were the only girl in the world"

If you were the only Boche in the trench

& I had the only bomb

nothing else would matter in the world that day

I would blow you to eternitee

a chamber of horrors just made for two

with nothing to spoil our fun

there would be such a heap of things to do

I should get your rifle & your bayonet too

if you were the only Boche in the trench

& I had the only gun.