That's the wrong way to tickle Mary

Speranza

To the tune of "It's a long way to Tipperary"

that’s the wrong way to tickle Marie
that’s the wrong way to kiss
don’t you know that over here lad
they like it better like this
hooray pour la France
farewell Angleterre
we didn’t know how to tickle Marie
but now we’ve learnt how

it took a long time to get it hairy
’twas a long time to grow
it took a long time to get it hairy
for the tooth brush hairs to show
good bye Charlie Chaplin
farewell tufts of hair
‘twas a long long time to get it hairy
now my upper lip’s quite bare