That's the wrong way to tickle Mary

Speranza

To the tune, "It's a long way to Tipperary".

that's the wrong way to tickle Marie,

that's the wrong way to kiss!

don't you know that over here, lad,

they like it best like this!

hooray pour le Francais!

farewell, Angleterre!

we didn't know the way to tickle Marie,

but we learned how over there